Some sage advice on writing your resume.


Forget the Bible. This story of all stories should teach you to be a better person.

Subject: SPEAKING OF CONSPIRACY
DEAR CHRISTOPHER -

I enjoyed the limited discussion on conspiracy tonight. Just so you will know, the U. S. Supreme Court ruled some years ago that conspiracy can be nothing more than the nod of a head or the wink of an eye.

It also ruled that trickery and deceit are "useful tools" in the arsenal of those seeking truth.

I use both rulings liberally.

Tink

Tyra Banks is a TV personality; she hosts the popular daytime talk show “Tyra.” Originally, the title of the show was going to be “Insane Washed-up Supermodel Passes Judgment on Real Human Beings as an Excuse to Shamelessly Plug Her Various Other Financial Ventures” but the producers felt that title was redundant. Ms. Banks suggested that the show simply be titled, “Tyra,” as the aforementioned passed-on title made reference to peoples other than herself. That isn’t to say that Tyra Banks is a self-serving egotist that is incapable of relating to the honest, red-blooded Americans she has on her show because her only interest is pushing herself as a brand. No, wait--that’s it exactly.